Tuesday, September 8, 2009

This is Soweto

First off, apologies etc... get over it, more brilliance up ahead. Soweto Hotel. Shut your mouth! You have no idea. A brilliant concept, set in what at first seems to be somehow the wrong location... except Soweto is what the South Africans call the Location... and like with real estate location is everything. Look out any window of the hotel and all you will see is Location,literally. You might call Soweto the most famous servants' quarters (if you are candid) /or the beating heart of the revolution (if you are romantic) /you can call it apartheid's failed experiment or policy (if you get all didactic) but dude, Soweto has a long, long history which encompasses many view points, after all it is home to a diverse range of millions of South Africans.

All that is irrelevant when you walk through the doors of this hotel. Don't worry the sense of where you are will come back to hit you when you least expect it, and then that is when you might just appreciate the sheer brilliance of situating a four star (yes four,**** Four!) establishment in Soweto's heart, Kliptown, the oldest part of Soweto. In the doors you go and you find a simple, and dare I say it, elegant foyer. Front desk to your left, friendly and attentive staff (a trainee, Dolly, in my case) Keep venturing forward instead of turning right to the elevators and you pass a small lounge, small business center (free internet... FREE!) and a small bar (Rusty's Cocktail Bar), and finally Jazz Maniacs, the restaurant. Just like life in Soweto, the hotel is simple, and in a very literal sense, straight forward.

Now... at first seasoned travelers may think, "...but why Soweto Hotel, that name is a tad obvious seeing as it is smack dab in Soweto." But simplicity triumphs every time in many situations. That very same simplicity belies the real genius of the place, innocuous names like Rusty's, Jazz Maniacs all have a historical weight behind them. Rusty is an international enough name, and you may know someone called Rusty, or of a place called Rusty's... when you inquire why Rusty's Cocktail Bar is so named, you will find out that it is the name of a certain Lionel "Rusty" Bernstein (a white man and yes very, very Jewish) Claim to fame...? Two words; Freedom Charter. Still scratching you head...? Ask about Jazz Maniacs and you will be told that it was a well known group of jazz musicians from the 50's. The restaurant that carries their name even sports a small stage where local jazz artists sometimes preform at the restaurant. It starts to dawn on one that you are steeped in history here, not just about human right abuses but many more richer stories, all relating to South Africa somehow but from the perspective of Soweto, where you would currently be staying.

Beautiful photos, predominantly black and white, line the walls in the public areas. However you will immediately notice that there isn't a single image of students being brutalised, not even the image of the most famous child martyr of South Africa's freedom struggle, Hector Peterson. This is a place to relax and celebrate the hard won victories of many, many people, some of which you can very well toast as they smile down at you from their framed photographs. Photographs of men and women doing normal things, except it might be Walter Sisulu, Abigale Kubeka or Dorothy Masuka.Whatever you can't learn from the highly knowledgeable staff about Soweto's history, don't be shy to google away at one of the two computers providing free internet... better yet go for a walk or a bicycle tour, you are right on the scene of a historic gathering of people who convened to draft the Congress of the People (no... not them) in 1955.

The Freedom Square itself looks like something you would see in Europe. So austere, concrete and honest in design and purpose. Staring at the top, where there are a series of pillars, you would be met with beautiful straight lines, bordering great expanses of space to accommodate local business and informal retailers. There is an art gallery, executive suites and a space that can be use for social gatherings of any kind, from weddings to seminars or even concerts. However looking on past where the concrete square stops, you see a plethora of tiny houses that are an undeniable and comforting indicator that you are not in Europe but Soweto, actually. Just in case you need further reminding of the significance of the area, go into the conical brick structure half way down the Square and take in the words etched in series of wedges arranged around an eternal flame that are the very foundation of the movement that brought a significant percentage of South Africa from bondage into freedom. Heady stuff... do return to the hotel just across the square.

Lets go up stairs to one of the 46 deluxe rooms, the two suites (Chief Albert Luthuli and O.R. Thambo suites) will have to wait for a wedding or something. A room with or without a balcony is a thoroughly contemporary South African affair, with interiors that again reflect where you are, Mzanzi Africa. You may have a picture over your bed featuring Nelson Mandela, younger, fatter and still smiling while standing with a group of people outside what might be a courthouse. Look at the people in the photograph, white women and an Indian man in the background, it's South Africa, the rainbow nation, even back then in the bad old days. All the mod cons are there, universal electrical sockets galore for all things electrical, internet access, shower, bath, safe, direct dialing phone, room service, and satellite television. Check out Soweto TV and marvel at, frankly, the most random set of TV programs anywhere, but they all mostly are about life in Soweto. Its the small touches that suddenly awaken you to just how unique a culture Soweto has, the little blanket at the foot of your bed. It is one you would notice at many a church service or funeral, wrapped around the shoulders of old women. The cushions emblazoned with 'MAIZE 70KG" a reference to the staple diet of many Africans, corn. The cereal crop was sometimes distributed in hessian bags much rougher then these clever little cushions.

Enough gushing from me, this is one stop you have to make, even if it isn't to immerse yourself in local history... Many affluent Sowetans who have moved else where but still come back home have the option of enjoying their old hood with the creature comforts of their new hood. The seemingly unlikely placement of such a multipurpose architectural marvel in exactly the right place makes even the name Soweto Hotel suddenly ring with added significance. Soweto is where South Africa is from (in a manner of speaking) and it is also where South Africa is going... however, above all, it works! If you are planning to enjoy the 2010 soccer fest anywhere where in South Africa, make it Soweto. I would... even though I don't give a toss about soccer.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Fashionably Late, like it’s about time!

Life is beautiful, as confirmed by the garments, the atmosphere and the setting of the Arise African Fashion Week. Been a while since an event this exciting has been hosted in Jozi, exciting in the sense that Africa was getting repped big time and not just for South Africans. We know Jozi is always exciting, bless.

Mzanzi’s local fashion hot shots got to create a pan African buzz along side other African fashion hot hits like Tiffany Amber out of Nigeria, Anna Getaneh’s African Mosaique out of Ethiopia, and the slightly political Sandra Muendane from Mozambique. It was the killerest thing going never mind the soccer madness happening at the same time. Unlike the soccer there were no live broadcasts, you definitely had to be there to experience the electricity especially at the hottest shows. Thula Sindi anyone, now featuring colour, Oooow! What about killer kat walk at Klûk CGDT, leopard print baby! And hell yeah, Carducci’s C2 school blazer inspired youthful suits given a penny whistle work out by Kwela Tebza and the multi coloured mohawk dance sensation Show Stoppers.



Hot young things, cool young things, gay err… things, fishy things, faux pas old things, gallons of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water all made for one heck of an interesting week out in Jozi… except those cops that had to be bribed with the African pound not to do their jobs! That European dude who got relived of his forex in Rustenburg got off lightly only parting with 15 quid, try 200 big ones! So all you World Cup fanatics insert a minor premium in your budgets, call it protection… and keep it in foreign currency. The only positive thing was the very gentlemanly manner the entire muggery was handled with. It is reassuring that at least in Africa when authority mugs you, they have the good breeding to say please, thank you and good night.

Big up Boniswa @ Totalexposure, Simon (for the photos) AFI, This Day (and their glossy baby Arise mag) I think South Africans have forgiven…☺

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Rise you African Mofos!

Quick one from the heart, no pretty pics etc... And so, Arise has come to Mzanzi in a big way. One look at this undertaking and that whole This Day fiasco of several years ago is dust. Africans Rise... dude Nigerians doing it in Mzanzi in a big way.. do Naijas know any other way? Nah! And as should every single African out there. Its a Fashion week on the surface, but (YOU this is Afirica and we love big buts!) The whole thing is about us, yes it is some dresses your grannies might curse you for, for showing too much, but its done by faces just like yours and mines. Yo don't discount any other faces that may look like they are from afar, African comes from a lot further than that.


Back to those Naijas, Fela said it "We are all Nigerians, we are all Africans." The man didn't talk shit he did shit. Arise is here doing shit, AFI is like the killerest thing to come guns blazing out of this fashion sunset brought on by an uncertain world, and these fashion soldiers ain't playin. If any of you doubt, like DOUBT! that Africa is being accorded, afforded and being rewarded for being herself... come see me I wil set you straight, real real quick.

Look out for more amazing shit http://www.fesman2009.com/en/news thats not all keep an eye out for some extra next level stuff like this http://emergeinnovationgroup.com/ISA2009.html hey don't you dare say you saw it first else where except right here in Africa, mofos.

PS, check out Simon Deiner http://www.sdr.co.za and make time to take a hit of this http://styleguidecapetown.blogspot.com

This is Africans doing Africa.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Gabs City Nights

Actually this is a montage, words of wisdom shall come to you.









Moon Bathing

The moon decided to put on a spectacular show. However, the moon is only living off reflected sun so we had to throw in some stars to counter balance the ice cold beauty. A long exposure and a flash to catch something nearer to home set the mood right. Hold tight, it gets better.
Yeah, wish you were here too...

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Page 3

Had a minor disappointment today, no behind the scene pics of a rather nice page 3 shoot. But no biggie, it’s more a postponement to something rather killer that's on the horizon. So still coming soon... Grrrr!

However to keep you (and me) going, I give you Girlie! Yeah! I know! Name comes straight out of a fantasy of some sort... anyway she is going to be the first girl to take the often underrated page 3 pic to new levels. The evil, and rather stylish, genius behind it is the ever unflappable Miss Laing, Mpho for short. More on her now now.


More on Girlie? Yes please. Girlie is currently working towards her CIMA, she is also a student of the infamous MAP (Maru-a-pula if you are into tongue twisters) so she is certifiably fab, independent minded, educated, cultured and living la vida right now. Plus she is hot... even here as she is reporting the ATM that made a late night snack of her debit card.

Begging is a daily operation until I get the behind the scene shots of the shoot, which saw Girlie get made-up by a Philippino make-up artist, pics shot by a Nigerian photographer and hair styled by a Zimbabwean hair stylist. With a Motswana stylist heading up the team it was just the united states of style.

You see this space...?

...Keep watching.



Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Solid gold hits

Botswana is on some missing link tip with the sort of beauty stuff you find lurking in plain sight. Blink and it stays right there, blinding you with bling instead. This is Sega, well before I knew here name she was a Bos Babe. Hip hop heavy weight (and the boy is big!) K-Bos, launched a hip hop Album and it was rocking by all accounts... I missed the show but was glad not to miss this main event.

OK let me take you through what we have here. Leather jacket, customised buttons (sprayed GOLD) GOLD bangle, GOLD nibbled fingernails, GOLD hoop earrings, and black t-shirt with GOLD lettering (bos babe) GOLD embellishments on jeans, GOLD sneakers, GOLD cellphones... and I would like to think a heart of GOLD under all this cuteness. Striking in that it wasn't over the top

Sega is an architecture student, model (sort of... she is in the premier edition of HUB magazine, Botswana's latest young people driven mag on hip hop. More on that in a sec) and from what she said a free spirit that just loves life, dancing and is inspired. She certainly inspired me. My blog has been getting no love, so its time to hit you with some solid GOLD updates and musings.

Thanks Sega.